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RocketFoot's Minion since 09-07-2012
bigdawgbeav;173775 Wrote:

Forget universal background checks, I now believe all gun sales should require a basic aptitude test.
Ammunition, it's the new lead bullion. Buy it cheap and stack it deep.
Yeah, I am all for gun rights but some people just shouldn't own guns!
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
I have an "Assault Rifle Test", I issue out to people, admittedly mostly to liberal Democrats, who start going off about "Assault Rifles". The test is a picture of a Ruger Mini-14, in both Ranch Rifle and Tactical models. Of course, they always pick the Tactical model. I then ask them what features make one an "Assault Rifle", and the other one not. That is where it gets funny and stupid at the same time. One guy swore the flash suppressor made the bullet travel faster... Another, stated the Picatinney (sp?) Rail was for mounting that "laser guided thingy". Of course, they all go silent when I show them the Ranch Rifle with a 20 round mag attached, and tell them they're functionally the same.
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