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Britney Spears Music Used To Scare Off Somali Pirates
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http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/...li-Pirates

Jon David Kahn
breitbart.com
October 28, 2013

Whoever believes that Britney Spears’ music isn’t powerful, need think again. Chart toppers like “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and “Oops I Did it Again” have proven to be effective weapons when blasted at approaching Somali Pirates who reportedly retreat at the mere sound of the songstress.

Rachel Owens, 34, a merchant navy officer on huge super tankers off the east coast of Africa says music is a really effective way of deterring the pirates and their high-speed skiffs: “Her songs have been chosen by the security team accompanying our tankers because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect.”

According to Rachel, the blasting of Britney’s music can be specifically targeted as well: “The speakers can be aimed solely at the pirates so as not to disturb the crew. They’re so effective the ship’s security rarely needs to resort to firing guns – as soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney they move on as quickly as they can.”
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I would run the other way also.Tongue
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They are eager to engage in murder, rape, and pillage, but they're offended by Spears' music? Seems to me they'd be even more motivated to destroy the source of the music. Rolleyes
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