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Debbie Wasserman Shultz invaded my dream
#1
Remind me never to eat sausage and pepper pizza so close to bed time. You see, I watched the debates last night and dreamt about running for a political office. Don't worry, I have no intention of defiling myself in such a way...

But after making a speech at the podium, a tv broadcast at the post-debate dinner showed Debbie "Two-sets-of-Teeth" Wasserman- Schultz claiming she had personally discussed my campaign goals with me to show that I was completely wrong... Just as I was sitting down at the table with.... Debbie freakin Wasserman Schultz.

I stared at the tv, then at the DNC Chairwoman... I then spoke loudly "I have never spoken with this woman in my life!". The crowd stared at me, and then I asked very loudly "well, Debbie, I was going to sit here, but then you wouldn't have enough room for you AND your lies."

No shit, I woke up laughing my ass off: both for the statement I made and the fact that I am crazy enough to dream of that lib-hag. Weird, huh?
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Ten*K;22965 Wrote:Remind me never to eat sausage and pepper pizza so close to bed time. You see, I watched the debates last night and dreamt about running for a political office. Don't worry, I have no intention of defiling myself in such a way...

But after making a speech at the podium, a tv broadcast at the post-debate dinner showed Debbie "Two-sets-of-Teeth" Wasserman- Schultz claiming she had personally discussed my campaign goals with me to show that I was completely wrong... Just as I was sitting down at the table with.... Debbie freakin Wasserman Schultz.

I stared at the tv, then at the DNC Chairwoman... I then spoke loudly "I have never spoken with this woman in my life!". The crowd stared at me, and then I asked very loudly "well, Debbie, I was going to sit here, but then you wouldn't have enough room for you AND your lies."

No shit, I woke up laughing my ass off: both for the statement I made and the fact that I am crazy enough to dream of that lib-hag. Weird, huh?

So your butt hurts this morning??
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#3
You mean your nightmare don't you..Big Grin
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#4
Glad it was the pizza that caught the blame.
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#5
You should give her a chance!

http://www.styleite.com/media/debbie-was...z-vogue/#0
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#6
So did you finish in the shower what the dream didn't let you do?

If you know what I mean....

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#7
kevindsingleton;23016 Wrote:You should give her a chance!

http://www.styleite.com/media/debbie-was...z-vogue/#0

If you mean the 2 minute head start before I unleash the hounds, then yes.
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#8
You had a dream about her and there wasn't any boom-chicka-wow-wa?

For some reason my dream lastnight I was being hunted by someone, dunno who, and I was successfully hiding from them just by lying down behind a car.
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streaker69;23042 Wrote:You had a dream about her and there wasn't any boom-chicka-wow-wa?

For some reason my dream lastnight I was being hunted by someone, dunno who, and I was successfully hiding from them just by lying down behind a car.

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#10
I don't really remember my dreams. Like ever. Is that bad?
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