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DHS Practices Mowing Down Civilian "Zombies"
Quote:When zombies attack, the Department of Homeland Security will be prepared. That was one of the few pieces of good news in Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn's new report "Safety at Any Price: Assessing the Impact of Homeland Security Spending in U.S. Cities."

The report found there has been lax oversight of the $35 billion in grants that the DHS has given to state and local governments since 2003. Coburn alleges that much of the money went to "low-priority and low-risk areas" and has done little to help Americans prepare for a terrorist attack.

For example, money from the DHS's Urban Areas Security Initiative went to buy snow cone machines in Michigan. Places like Fargo, N.D., and Keene, N.H., now have armored vehicles at their disposal, as do many other small towns. Keene said the vehicle was needed to protect its annual Pumpkin Festival.

It's the "BILL OF RIGHTS" not the bill of "needs"
So now they want to take over PAZRT? WTF .gov?
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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