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"Do you know who you are going to . . . oh"
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So, today was my stress test. And I was sitting on the couch, enjoying the company of the couch, and netflix. Relaxing after having a big, square, rusty, needle in my arm. So maybe I exagerate about the needle, but I don't like them.

As I sit on my comfy couch, the dogs go nuts. Barking, yapping. Being my furry little burglar alarms. And I hear a knocking on my door.

I go out on the porch, and make sure the dogs are inside. And what do I see, standing on my porch?

Some guy, in jeans and a T-shirt. Big honkin obama sticker on his chest.

"Excuse me. . are you Mr. Connal?"
Yes, how can I help you?
"I am going door to door, and asking, do you know who you are going to . . . .oh."

At this, I see his eyes are glued to my 1911.

"Is that. . a gun?"
I sure hope so, or else I have a bit of a complaint about the shop I bought it from. You were saying?
"Well, I was wondering if you knew who you were going to be voting for this November?"
Yup, not Barry.
"Well sir, President Obama. . ."
Barry.
"I beg your pardon?"
Barry. I don't call him the president. I didn't vote for him last time, and I won't be voting for him this time.
"Well, PRESIDENT OBAMA, has plans to help the economy, stimulate job growth, and lower taxes. . . "
Listen, I don't want to waste your time. I understand you want him to win, and I wish you the best of luck. But I'm not voting for him.
"Well, during president Obama's current term. . ."
He has done nothing for me, and is a little more arrogant than I would like.
"Well he has done alot for you, as a matter of fact . . ."
When he bought GM, I was working for GM. . and I lost my job. He has done nothing for me.

Now, at this point in time, I start to go back into my house. I'm not going to argue with this guy. He has his opinions, and I have mine. I can respect that.

I open the door, and start to walk in, and he then begins to follow me.

"Mr. Connal, if I could just show you some of my information?"
Did you not see the bright yellow flag on the porch? The red white and blue one beside it? How about the .45 on my hip? He will get my vote, when hell freezes over. If you would excuse me now, I have things to do.

At this point in time, he is still trying to tell me more facts, stuttering now. Trying to explain how Bing Bongs policies on everything just need another four years.

So I kindly ask him to leave the property, or I would have him arrested for trespassing.

As he turns around, and begins to walk away, I hear him mutter under his breath. "Redneck gun nut".

At this point in time, I take the kid gloves off. You don't come to my house, and insult me.

So as he gets to the bottom step of the porch, I turn and I hollar, "Whut wuz that . . boy? You one of them thinkin city folk? Triyin to ejumacate us lessers as to the needs of the people? Well. . . . BOY . . .That them thar negro is about as good for this country, as a pig in a hen house. Now GIT!

This happened all of about two minutes ago, and one of the neghbors even came out to see what was going on. I gave him a smile and a wave. I might have missed a few lines, or the such. But I was just laughing so hard, I couldn't help it.

Watched the poor little fella walk down the road, tail between his legs.

Maybe I'll stop getting things stuffed in my mailbox about him now.
This will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins. -Ben Franklin
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You mean bastard. Big Grin (excellent choice on the side arm)
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You weren't exactly a good ambassador were ya? Smile
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streaker69;18300 Wrote:You weren't exactly a good ambassador were ya? Smile

That thought was in my mind the whole time. Trying to be cordial, and polite. But insulting me? On my own property? Lucky I didn't make him squeal like a piggy.
This will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins. -Ben Franklin
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IronSight;18297 Wrote:
Connal;18284 Wrote:As he turns around, and begins to walk away, I hear him mutter under his breath. "Redneck gun nut".

I think you handled that comment perfectly by playing to the racist redneck gun-nutty stereotype that he insulted you with. Bravo.

That's not sarcasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CtZX9gmZ8
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Connal;18305 Wrote:
streaker69;18300 Wrote:You weren't exactly a good ambassador were ya? Smile

That thought was in my mind the whole time. Trying to be cordial, and polite. But insulting me? On my own property? Lucky I didn't make him squeal like a piggy.

Yeah, at that point for me it would have turned into "STFU and GTFO". The Obamacritter that came around here was pretty polite and told me that she was also disappointed with the Patriot Act renewal and NDAA. She was quick to point out that Romney was also for both of them. I gave her credit for knowing her material but said she was incorrect to assume me not voting for Obama meant I was voting for Romney.

We chatted a bit about 3rd party issues and she seemed to agree that a 3rd party will likely never win, but if we refuse to settle for those that oppress us, the major parties may begin to incorporate those ideas to capture that base. She was likely writing me off as being a wasted vote and no threat to O, but she remained polite throughout. I told her I appreciated what she was doing by taking an active part in the process, even if she wasn't on my side.
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IronSight;18297 Wrote:
Connal;18284 Wrote:As he turns around, and begins to walk away, I hear him mutter under his breath. "Redneck gun nut".

I think you handled that comment perfectly by playing to the racist redneck gun-nutty stereotype that he insulted you with. Bravo.

That's not sarcasm.

That was kind of the point. Being polite, cordial, and friendly to begin with. Only acting like a redneck when he mouthed off.

Besides, I am about as far from a red neck as it gets. Maybe a pink neck, at best.
This will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins. -Ben Franklin
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You made my day!
The law? The law is a human institution...
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Connal;18284 Wrote:As I sit on my comfy couch, the dogs go nuts. Barking, yapping. Being my furry little burglar alarms. And I hear a knocking on my door.

I go out on the porch, and make sure the dogs are inside. And what do I see, standing on my porch?

Some guy, in jeans and a T-shirt. Big honkin obama sticker on his chest.

"Excuse me. . are you Mr. Connal?"
Yes, how can I help you?
"I am going door to door, and asking, do you know who you are going to . . . .oh."

At this, I see his eyes are glued to my 1911.

Really carrying Holstered in your house!!!!!!?????
























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AndrewG23;18560 Wrote:Thought I was the only one Big Grin now I don't feel so weird Big Grin

Ha! You had me going there!
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