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Jade Helm 15
#1
Kind of scary when the White House actually responds to a conspiracy theory!

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/politics/p...-takeover/

Quote:Amid unfounded, Internet-fueled rumors that U.S. Special Operations Forces might be trying to take over parts of the southwest, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott ordered Texas State Guard forces under his control to keep an eye on the U.S. military during a large upcoming training exercise.

The exercise is called Jade Helm 15.

"It is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed," Abbott said in an April 28 letter to Major Gen. Gerald "Jake" Betty, commander of the guard.
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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#2
Saw something on another site, jade helm acronym

Joint Assistance for Deployment and Exocution/ Homeland Eradication of Local Militants

Activities in 9 different states. Could get interesting
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

goofin, proud to be a member of pa2a.org since Sep 2012.
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#3
It looks like Texas has an idiot for a governor. No surprise there, really.

Justin
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#4
JustinHEMI;165328 Wrote:It looks like Texas has an idiot for a governor. No surprise there, really.

Justin
And ISIS could never attack here!Rolleyes
das, proud to be a member of pa2a.org since Sep 2012.
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#5
I don't see the relevance, but ok.

Justin
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#6
Homeland Eradication of Local Militants...sounds like fun, I'm in. Ninja
Don't they know they gotta go to DC to eradicate militants though?
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