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Jah's Ultimate Bad Ass Super Ninja Pimpstar Carry Thread
Speak to the manager haircuts

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sgtsandman;174243 Wrote:Speak to the manager haircuts

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EXACTLY
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ArcticSplash;174240 Wrote:
jahwarrior72;174238 Wrote:Her: "I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER RIGHT NOW."

Me: "Course you do. I could tell by the haircut and frosted tips."


You may have an old lady and kids but a certain % of you is gay. The 'dar just went off, cuz that's shit I would have said, too! Big Grin

I think one of my ancestors might've been gay. LOL
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jahwarrior72;174278 Wrote:
ArcticSplash;174240 Wrote:You may have an old lady and kids but a certain % of you is gay. The 'dar just went off, cuz that's shit I would have said, too! Big Grin

I think one of my ancestors might've been gay. LOL

So you're still in the closet, but the door's wide open? Big Grin
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^^^^this guy
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In light of recent events, I thought that this needed saying:

Some of you have read about my experiences dealing with police during open carry stops. Sometimes funny, sometimes infuriating, sometimes ridiculous. What I don't talk about is how I'm in mortal terror, every single time, or how my pulse begins to race and I have anxiety attacks whenever I see a cop driving behind me, or when I literally begin to sweat and become sick to my stomach when those red and blues start flashing.

Yeah...I'm in fear for my life every time. Every fucking time.
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You wouldn't be afraid if you weren't outgunned.
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jahwarrior72;174392 Wrote:In light of recent events, I thought that this needed saying:

Some of you have read about my experiences dealing with police during open carry stops. Sometimes funny, sometimes infuriating, sometimes ridiculous. What I don't talk about is how I'm in mortal terror, every single time, or how my pulse begins to race and I have anxiety attacks whenever I see a cop driving behind me, or when I literally begin to sweat and become sick to my stomach when those red and blues start flashing.

Yeah...I'm in fear for my life every time. Every fucking time.

If reaching for your ID when they ask for it will get you killed in MN, I can understand how carrying a gun will up the odds of being shot now.

This shit is getting crazier by the day.
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Things are very quite here lately . . . . . Shrug
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jahwarrior72;174238 Wrote:Me, standing in line at the pharmacy.There's a lady standing there by the allergy medicine, giving me dirty looks. I've already been waiting for five minutes.

She walks over. She smells nice, and is attractive, despite her "I just smelled something offensive and now I need to speak to the manager" expression and haircut.

Her: "Excuse me, but why do you feel the need to do that?"

Me: "Do what?"

Her: "Carry a gun. Like that." She pointed at my 1911. I already know how this conversation is gonna go. No point in trying to explain anything to her politely.

Me: "Oh, that. Well, katanas dont have the same range, and socially, they're kind of awkward."

Her: "Huh?"

Me: "Exactly. I feel the need to carry this the same as you felt the need to say something to me about it."

Her: "Oh, you're one of those gun nut Second Amendment people, I take it?" She sneered.

Me: "Yep. That's me. Got my Gadsden Confederate Redneck flag on my pickup truck and errythang."

Her: "Well, enjoy it now, while you can. When Hillary becomes President, that's all going to stop." She seemed quite pleased with herself. I almost felt happy for her. It's rare that I take that much satisfaction in something I said.

Me: "God, I hope so. I'm voting for her. I'm eager for her to try and get guns confiscated. And I hope you, or someone you love, comes for them personally."

Her: "Wha...what? Did you just threaten me?" That satisfied look turned into a horrified one.

Me: "No. Not even close. If I had a reason to threaten you, you'd be dead already."

Her: "YOU HEARD HIM, RIGHT," she shrilled at a pharmacy tech. "YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID. HE THREATENED ME."

The pharmacy tech stood there like a squirrel in traffic. "Uh, ma'am, I don't think...."

Her: "I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER RIGHT NOW."

Me: "Course you do. I could tell by the haircut and frosted tips."

Her: "FUCK YOU, YOU SCUMBAG."

Me: *blows kiss, and picks up bag of medicine and walks away whistling Andy Griffith theme*

Ha. It's been a while since I've had to deal with an asshole like that.

#AreYouReadyForHillary #MomsDemandAction #OpenCarry #PeopleOfWalmart #OpenCarryLife #PewPewLife #2A


"When Hillary is President...."

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha
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