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Jimmy Carter/Barack Obama coincidences!
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OR... ARE they? Rolleyes
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama both have 11 letters in their names.
 
Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer, Barack Obama’s head is shaped like a peanut.
 
Both their wive’s first names have 8 letters.
 
Carter had a drunken brother, Obama had a drunken father.
 
Carter and Obama both played on their high school basketball team.
 
Carter was first elected to the state senate the year Obama was born – 1961
 
Carter is the only president ever to be interviewed by Playboy Magazine- Obama is the only president to read Playgirl Magazine.
 
Carter beat Ford – Ford Motor Company beat Obama
 
Carter’s Veep’s middle name was Fritz. Obama’s Veep’s middle brain is on the fritz.
 
Mondale has 7 letters- Joe thinks that his last name has 7 letters.
 
Carter was born in Plains, Georgia. Obama was born in the plains of Kenya.
 
Carter was known for his big teeth. Obama is known for his big ears.
 
Carter boycotted the Olympics – The Olympics boycotted Obama.
 
Both won a peace prize while allowing Ayatollahs to foment extreme violence.
 
Both have voices that, if it were possible, you’d want to punch.
 
Barack’s mother had a man’s name, Carter’s mother had a man’s face.
 
Carter is a pacifist. Obama is a bump-a-fist.
 
Carter’s wife was born in the Bible belt. Obama’s wife was born with a boob belt.
 
Carter’s wife’s measurements were 34-23-34 – So are Obama’s.
 
 
 
CoincidenceHmmmm.... Confused
 
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It would've been funnier if it used facts, instead of lame jokes.
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(09-12-2012, 10:36 PM)jahwarrior72 Wrote: It would've been funnier if it used facts, instead of lame jokes.


It would've BEEN funny, had the 'lame joke' not resided at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. since early '09... Dodgy
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You see? That was funny. Keep practicing, you'll get it eventually. Humor is am art rarely mastered.
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(09-12-2012, 10:40 PM)The War Wagon Wrote:
(09-12-2012, 10:36 PM)jahwarrior72 Wrote: It would've been funnier if it used facts, instead of lame jokes.


It would've BEEN funny, had the 'lame joke' not resided at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. since early '09... Dodgy

The best joke is the $4/gallon gas I just paid for this AM.  Thanks OhBahMuh  for doubling my price per gallon ya jug eared jerk!
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$4? Jeez, where are you filling up, CA?
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Just paid $3.83/gallon tonight.Sad
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(09-12-2012, 11:00 PM)jahwarrior72 Wrote: $4? Jeez, where are you filling up, CA?
SW PA.  A lil further west, $4.10

It jumped .10 cents overnight.  Hope and change my butt.
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