Share Thread:  
Just Being Helpful
A guy at work approached me last night; some people know me as the "gun" guy, and he needed some advice.

"How do you go about buying a gun?"

"Uh, you go to a store and buy one? Just bring your ID."

"But what if you got felonies and shit?"

I paused. "Whaddya mean?"

"Like, if I had some drug shit in my past, maybe a stolen could I get one?"

" mean like legally?"

"Well, I thought about gettin' my chick to buy it for me, but I don't wanna get her jammed up and shit."


So, here's a guy asking me how to illegally obtain a gun. If he'd asked me how to do it legally, I would have spent an hour discussing expungments and pardons with him, happily. I thought long and hard about what to tell him.

"So...just drug stuff? How long ago was it?"

"Oh, awhile ago. I was like, eighteen."

"Oh, then that's probably cleared then. Just go the store and buy one."

"Seriously? Cool, bro!"

"Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. It might take a little bit for the system to override the stolen car thing, maybe fifteen minutes."

"Alright. Cool shit, bro."

I'm fucked up.
Unbanned since September 2012.
Watch him pass the check and get approved... Tongue
LostCyborg, proud to be a member of since Jun 2013.

You wouldn't be able to run as many people over with that car if it didn't drive as far. It should only have a 10 gallon fuel tank.
Good thing you have a gun and he doesn't. He'll probably be one of the handful that actually gets arrested for trying to buy a gun as a prohibited person. He's gonna be pissed. Big Grin
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
Let us know how this turns out lol.
Soldats ! Faites votre devoir ! Droit au cœur mais épargnez le visage. Feu !
I see that your warped sense of humor is as strong as ever.Thumb
When all around you is falling apart, grab another beer and smile.
I don't know whether to laugh at this or be outraged. :/
I approve of this message.

[Image: pafoasig.png]
I wanted to be upset until I put myself in your shoes. I would have been looking for the quickest conversation exit possible as I'm sure that was more than a little uncomfortable.
The law? The law is a human institution...
Jah did the gun community a serious's people like this guy who fucks it up for everyone else. I hope he gets what's coming to him.
I'm curious, Topsy: why would you be outraged? I wasn't telling him how to skirt the law. He knew he was prohibited, and wanted to know how to get around that.
Unbanned since September 2012.

Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Software by MyBB, © 2002-2015 MyBB Group.
Template by Modogodo Design.