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A guy at work approached me last night; some people know me as the "gun" guy, and he needed some advice.

"How do you go about buying a gun?"

"Uh, you go to a store and buy one? Just bring your ID."

"But what if you got felonies and shit?"

I paused. "Whaddya mean?"

"Like, if I had some drug shit in my past, maybe a stolen car...how could I get one?"

"Um...you mean like legally?"

"Well, I thought about gettin' my chick to buy it for me, but I don't wanna get her jammed up and shit."

"Ah..."

So, here's a guy asking me how to illegally obtain a gun. If he'd asked me how to do it legally, I would have spent an hour discussing expungments and pardons with him, happily. I thought long and hard about what to tell him.

"So...just drug stuff? How long ago was it?"

"Oh, awhile ago. I was like, eighteen."

"Oh, then that's probably cleared then. Just go the store and buy one."

"Seriously? Cool, bro!"

"Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. It might take a little bit for the system to override the stolen car thing, maybe fifteen minutes."

"Alright. Cool shit, bro."

I'm fucked up.
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#2
Watch him pass the check and get approved... Tongue
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You wouldn't be able to run as many people over with that car if it didn't drive as far. It should only have a 10 gallon fuel tank.
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#3
Good thing you have a gun and he doesn't. He'll probably be one of the handful that actually gets arrested for trying to buy a gun as a prohibited person. He's gonna be pissed. Big Grin
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
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#4
Let us know how this turns out lol.
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#5
I see that your warped sense of humor is as strong as ever.Thumb
When all around you is falling apart, grab another beer and smile.
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#6
I don't know whether to laugh at this or be outraged. :/
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#7
I approve of this message.

Justin
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#8
I wanted to be upset until I put myself in your shoes. I would have been looking for the quickest conversation exit possible as I'm sure that was more than a little uncomfortable.
The law? The law is a human institution...
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#9
Jah did the gun community a serious favor...it's people like this guy who fucks it up for everyone else. I hope he gets what's coming to him.
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#10
I'm curious, Topsy: why would you be outraged? I wasn't telling him how to skirt the law. He knew he was prohibited, and wanted to know how to get around that.
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