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POLICE STATE is hiring
#1
Do you have an IQ no higher than 101?

Have you always had a worthless life where nobody wants to hang out with you?

Were you bullied in someway, excluding fro Reindeer games, and want to get back at the world?

Have you ever been diagnosed with a psychological issue related to some Sociopath or Psychopathic behavior?

How about history of pedophilia??

Maybe you just always wanted to be tacticool like some soldiers, but not willing to do the work?

Maybe you're former military service, or contractor, that thinks it's a good time to shoot up cars in traffic

THEN THIS JOB IS FOR YOU

It's the "BILL OF RIGHTS" not the bill of "needs"
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#2
Wow. Snipers in ghillie suits? So, apparently, Springdale needs the ARMY to police it's inhabitants. They must have like... Al Queada and the Mafia AND the escapees from BlackGate Prison in Gotham City attacking the miles of empty dirt roads and tumbling tumble weeds.

Perhaps Pauly Walnuts and Poison Ivy have taken to absconding with the town' prized cactus.
tolerance for failure meter... LOW
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middlefinger;141918 Wrote:Do you have an IQ no higher than 101?

Have you always had a worthless life where nobody wants to hang out with you?

Were you bullied in someway, excluding fro Reindeer games, and want to get back at the world?

Have you ever been diagnosed with a psychological issue related to some Sociopath or Psychopathic behavior?

How about history of pedophilia??

Maybe you just always wanted to be tacticool like some soldiers, but not willing to do the work?

Maybe you're former military service, or contractor, that thinks it's a good time to shoot up cars in traffic

THEN THIS JOB IS FOR YOU


I wonder how many times the guy that posted this on Youtube applied to be a cop but never could get hired? A segment of cop haters come from the rejected. Maybe they should go for president instead. I understand a shady past is not disqualifying.
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
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#4
middlefinger;141918 Wrote:Do you have an IQ no higher than 101?

Have you always had a worthless life where nobody wants to hang out with you?

Were you bullied in someway, excluding fro Reindeer games, and want to get back at the world?

Have you ever been diagnosed with a psychological issue related to some Sociopath or Psychopathic behavior?

How about history of pedophilia??

Maybe you just always wanted to be tacticool like some soldiers, but not willing to do the work?

Maybe you're former military service, or contractor, that thinks it's a good time to shoot up cars in traffic

THEN THIS JOB IS FOR YOU


If you are that jealous, we can recommend counselors to help you deal with those issues. Big Grin
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#5
A 3:39 commercial and I'd say about 15 seconds or less directly related to the "nice" side of police work, in dealing with the community (the part with the small kids). All the rest is all geared towards being a tacticool jackwagon.

So if you're hopped up on goofballs, join the Springdale PD, cause we want adrenaline junkies.
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streaker69;141939 Wrote:A 3:39 commercial and I'd say about 15 seconds or less directly related to the "nice" side of police work, in dealing with the community (the part with the small kids). All the rest is all geared towards being a tacticool jackwagon.

So if you're hopped up on goofballs, join the Springdale PD, cause we want adrenaline junkies.

Yup... its a recruitment video.

Take for instance this video for the Army...


Notice how it is aimed for the tacticool jackwagon as well? Notice that there is no footage of anyone weed whacking the gate at the base? No one picking up trash at the base?? No one cooking foood at the chow hall?? No one cleaning the head??

Its a recruitment video.
steelcityk9cop, proud to be a member of pa2a.org since Sep 2012.
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steelcityk9cop;141942 Wrote:
streaker69;141939 Wrote:A 3:39 commercial and I'd say about 15 seconds or less directly related to the "nice" side of police work, in dealing with the community (the part with the small kids). All the rest is all geared towards being a tacticool jackwagon.

So if you're hopped up on goofballs, join the Springdale PD, cause we want adrenaline junkies.

Yup... its a recruitment video.

Take for instance this video for the Army...


Notice how it is aimed for the tacticool jackwagon as well? Notice that there is no footage of anyone weed whacking the gate at the base? No one picking up trash at the base?? No one cooking foood at the chow hall?? No one cleaning the head??

Its a recruitment video.

Except the police are there to "Protect and Serve", I don't think I saw very much of that in the video. It was very clearly aimed at people that want to use tactical stuff. The army/military(s) sole purpose, according to the constitution is the defense of the US.

Of course, recruitment videos used to be a little different.



Personally, I'd rather see PD's gearing their recruitment videos towards people that want to help, protect and serve the populace that gives them a job. Not towards mall ninja's.
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steelcityk9cop;141942 Wrote:Yup... its a recruitment video.

Take for instance this video for the Army...


Notice how it is aimed for the tacticool jackwagon as well? Notice that there is no footage of anyone weed whacking the gate at the base? No one picking up trash at the base?? No one cooking foood at the chow hall?? No one cleaning the head??

Its a recruitment video.

So you're telling me I can't just join the army and tell my drill instructor to make me a sniper?







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streaker69;141944 Wrote:Personally, I'd rather see PD's gearing their recruitment videos towards people that want to help, protect and serve the populace that gives them a job. Not towards mall ninja's.

Recruiting 22 year old kids is tough to do...their mindset is different. They don't care about what they can offer its about what you can offer them. That's why recruitment videos from all professions are geared the way they are. I think we're being a little "police critical" ...they are doing the same thing every other recruitment video does... show all the high speed stuff to get everyone interested in their place.

"Springfield PD... standing in the basement with a dead kid suicide while his parents cry and wail upstairs"...... probably not gonna help draw in recruits.
steelcityk9cop, proud to be a member of pa2a.org since Sep 2012.
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#10
steelcityk9cop;141942 Wrote:Notice how it is aimed for the tacticool jackwagon as well? Notice that there is no footage of anyone weed whacking the gate at the base? No one picking up trash at the base?? No one cooking foood at the chow hall?? No one cleaning the head??

Its a recruitment video.

Here's my favorite ad for the Air Force. This is pre-911, but still 100% true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jET7zGnPKjo
Vampire pig man since September 2012
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