[Pocketprotector]

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama

Says it all

[Emptymag]

"I'm just here for the gasoline." - Mad Max

[Curmudgeon]

“And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”

[streaker69]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." --Jack Burton

[billamj]

"Fuck You Barack!" - billamj

[Emptymag]

"It's not easy being green." - Kermit the Frog

[Arcana71]

"That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole." - Garry

[kadar]

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama

Says it all