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Top 10 answers to 'Why do you carry a gun'
#10 - Varmits and sech

#9 - Because I can

#8 - Why not?

#7 - Cause a cop is too heavy

#6 - What you don't OMFG!

#5 - Because the voices in my head tell me to

#4 - I'm attempting to butch up after my sex change operation, is it working?

#3 - What you don't like it? I read it was the must have accessory this year in Vogue

#2 - So I can answer stupid questions like this from pinheads like you, I really need the attention

#1 - gun? what gun? * Look at your hip and when you see the gun shriek like a little girl and run around screaming GET IT OFF GET IT OFF ME! *
(09-09-2012, 09:19 PM)dc dalton Wrote: #1 - gun? what gun? * Look at your hip and when you see the gun shriek like a little girl and run around screaming GET IT OFF GET IT OFF ME! *
Haha, I'll have to try that one!
When they come for my guns; It is not my right, at that point,
but my responsibility to respond in the name of liberty.
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I still think Viper has the best response: "Because I'm awesome."
In case i need to shoot someone.
Because beating someone to death with a club is too much work.
"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution."
Thomas Jefferson
I was checking the mail one day and I had brought my dog Bella with me. She hates when someone gets the mail without her. Anyway, I get to the mailbox and a local LEO rolls up and sees the gun on my hip. He looks at me and asks, "is that a gun?" I look him dead in the eye and say, "no it's a dog. Her name is Bella." He started cracking up and told me to have a nice day.

Just so everyone knows, the cops in my township are all pro carry types.
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
It's not a gun, it's a pez dispenser...for bad guys!
Vampire pig man since September 2012
Why do you carry a gun?

"Go fuck yourself."
Why do you carry a gun?

Because I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Me:   "Because I'm a pacifist."

Guy:  uh...... Confused

Me:  Big Grin

I actually used this before.  "I OC to encourage the bad guys to leave me alone."

So far, so good.   Cool
“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.”

William Pitt
Depending on my mood...

"Why are you carrying a gun?"
"In case I need to shoot somebody."

"Why are you carrying a gun?"
*look them straight in the eyes*
"Have you seen John Connor?"
"As I lay rubber down the street I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God, protect my sweet ride."

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